First, let me just say that I didn’t purchase this puppy because I knew he would be a chic magnet. I purchased him because I wanted a dog, and he was a breed that was perfect for my lifestyle. He just happened to turn out to be a chic magnet also, and I’m not complaining about that.
For example, I was at the eye doctor the other day, and one of the opticians looked to be around my age, or maybe a little younger. I showed her and the other ladies there pictures of Ubi and the usual comments commenced. “Oh, he’s so cute!” “He’s adorable!”, and all the other ones I usually hear.
Then this one woman said, “You know how they say dogs look like their owners?” She started going into specifics about my big eyes, and his big eyes, and my hair and his hair. She went on and on, so I took this as a compliment, and as an opening, and I asked her out.
Before I go any further, let me say that I checked, and she was not wearing a ring. So the next thing out of her mouth was somewhat of a surprise. “I’m married.” So guys, tell me if I’m right or wrong here. If a woman is giving me compliments, and is not wearing a ring, then I should not have any hesitation in asking her out, right? And if said woman is married, she should be wearing her ring, and even if she happened to forget it that day, she certainly shouldn’t be flirting so obviously with a stranger like me.
It just isn’t fair! In fact it’s mean! Don’t get me wrong. I don’t think this woman was trying to purposely hurt me, but I am not a stupid person. I know flirting when I see it, and that is what she was doing. She was giving me an opening, only to slam it shut once I tried to use it.
Oh well, I’m not going to linger. It is always nice to get a compliment. I just wish single women would do that every once in a while. I do know one thing though. I’m bringing Ubi, or pictures of Ubi wherever I go from now on, because it creates an opening. Ubi certainly is a chic magnet.
I love you Ubi! Now go find Daddy a girlfriend! Good boy!